1. "Teen-Age Wind" – 3:02
2. "Harder Than Your Husband" – 2:28
3. "Doreen" – 4:44
4. "Goblin Girl" – 4:07
5. "Theme from the 3rd Movement of Sinister Footwear" – 3:34

1. "Society Pages" – 2:27
2. "I'm a Beautiful Guy" – 1:56
3. "Beauty Knows No Pain" – 3:02
4. "Charlie's Enormous Mouth" – 3:36
5. "Any Downers?" – 2:08
6. "Conehead" – 4:24

1. "You Are What You Is" – 4:23
2. "Mudd Club" – 3:11
3. "The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing" – 3:10
4. "Dumb All Over" – 5:45

1. "Heavenly Bank Account" – 3:44
2. "Suicide Chump" – 2:49
3. "Jumbo Go Away" – 3:43
4. "If Only She Woulda" – 3:48
5. "Drafted Again" – 3:07

1. "Teen-Age Wind" – 3:02
2. "Harder Than Your Husband" – 2:28
3. "Doreen" – 4:44
4. "Goblin Girl" – 4:07
5. "Theme from the 3rd Movement of Sinister Footwear" – 3:34
6. "Society Pages" – 2:27
7. "I'm a Beautiful Guy" – 1:56
8. "Beauty Knows No Pain" – 3:02
9. "Charlie's Enormous Mouth" – 3:36
10. "Any Downers?" – 2:08
11. "Conehead" – 4:18
12. "You Are What You Is" – 4:23
13. "Mudd Club" – 3:11
14. "The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing" – 3:10
15. "Dumb All Over" – 4:03
16. "Heavenly Bank Account" – 3:44
17. "Suicide Chump" – 2:49
18. "Jumbo Go Away" – 3:43
19. "If Only She Woulda" – 3:48
20. "Drafted Again" – 3:07

• Tommy Mars – Teclados, voz
• David Ocker – Clarinete
• Mark Pinske – Voz, ingeniero
• Motorhead Sherwood – Saxofón tenor, voz
• Allen Sides – Ingeniero
• Craig "Twister" Stewart – Armónica
• Denny Walley – Voz, guitarra slide
• Ray White – Guitarra rítmica, voz
• Ahmet Zappa – Voz
• Moon Unit Zappa – Voz
• Jo Hansch – Masterización
• Dennis Sager – Ingeniería
• John Livzey – Fotografía portada
• Thomas Nordegg – Ingeniero
• John Vince – Diseño gráfico
• Ed Mann – Percusión
• Jimmy Carl Black – Voz
• Ike Willis – Guitarra rítmica, voz
• Bob Stone – Remezclas, remasterización digital
• Arthur Barrow – Bajo
• George Douglas – Asistente de ingeniería
• Frank Zappa – Arreglos, composición, voz, producción, guitarra
• Bob Harris – Trompeta
• David Logeman – Batería
• Steve Vai – Guitarras (llamado "Strat Abuse" en la cubierta del álbum)

Álbum - Billboard (Estados Unidos)

• Ficha musical en Allmusic